May 27, 2010

“Vinnie Rants”
with Vinnie From Jersey

You are entering a world fo pain, Jayson Maples! Ya see, I got three guys wit me that feel VERY disrespected!! Nate Phoenix and Just Justin are tired of watching you give newbies, who are about as green as key lime pie, title shots. Just because these punks have pretty faces, you pass up two guys who have given 13 years of blood, sweat, and tears to make this federation what it is  today!!

These guys are the EWF originals, and your gonna let their talents be wasted in mid-card battle royals!?!  And then there is Bob, the "best of the best", the "Real Deal" of professional wrestling, he is VERY angry!! Ya see Bob don't appreciate Osyris walking around with HIS belt! He has never been given a proper rematch.  Sure you threw him in a last minute match that he had no time to prepare for, but never has he been given the chance to properly train for what is sure to be his next title reign. Seeing as how you are the man that could make this happen, and since your "paper champ" is never around, Bob is going to take out his frustrations on YOU!!!  

So ya see, when these three realized you weren't gonna give them what they want, they came to me. Cuz I've got a history of knowin' how ta get things done. So they made a deal with the
"Jersey Devil" himself. Now if I am the brains of this outfit, these three are surely the Devils Backbone. They came to me as individuals, but now they stand wit me no longer divided, but as The DEVILS CRU-UNITED!!!  SO FROM HERE ON OUT YOU BETTER BE LOOKIN' OVER YOUR SHOULDER, CUZ THERES A TARGET ON YER BACK!! AND LET ME TELL YA, MAPLES, A DEATH MARK AINT
AN EASY THING TO WEAR!!!
                                                                    
                                                                               Vinnie "from Jersey"