"The Rumor
Mill" by The Insider
for April 30, 2003
Hello wrestling fans and welcome to "The Rumor
Mill" by yours truly, The Insider. This week I've got the latest dirt from
the EWF and it's off the hook. This week’s show was downright insane as all of
you witnessed and was filled with action. I spent the past few days digging up
the dirt to bring to you and this is the only place you'll find it. So without
further wait, let's get dirty!
Hypnosis, as I reported in my last column, is back in the
EWF on a full time basis. The "Hispanic causing Panic", "The
Mexican Madman", "The Mexican Menace" otherwise known as Hypnosis
now resides in Mexico, Indiana! He has made the move from south of the border to
American soil and now seeks to wreak havoc in the EWF once again. About
time too!
Hank Calhoun, who was brutally beaten and thrown out of the
trunk of a car this past week, only, to be beaten further by King, has some
substantial injuries. Hank lost his "match" with King, and was out
cold for quite some time afterwards. I found out late Sunday that Hank suffered
a concussion; several badly bruised ribs, and lost a good deal of blood. The
question is, who beat Hank up and why? Only The Insider has the answer!
The car that pulled up outside was seen to have a license
plate from NEVADA. Now that’s quite odd since King is from NEVADA. Who else is
from there? That is unknown to me at this point, but you can bet I'll be all
over it this week!
Rumor has it that Halo, has stated he wanted a rematch with
The Flying Phenom, Pheonix for this coming Saturday. If you missed their
excellent match this past Saturday, you have to be there this week to witness a
possible rematch between the two. It will be one of the best on the card.
Rumor has it that EWF Owner, Hurricane, who unleashed a
tidal wave last Saturday night, by stripping the belt first from Raven, and then
from Anarchy, Rumor has it that Hurricane has a few tricks up his sleeve for
Anarchy. This can’t be good, and I know it won’t be pretty. Hurricane has
turned his back on us fans and it will be interesting to see what goes down here
in the coming weeks. Summer is quickly approaching, and Hurricane's tidal
wave of destruction could be a scorcher.
Rumor has it that EWF Tag Team Champions, Real Deal and Big
Cheez somehow have eluded the fact that they must defend their titles as stated
in their contracts. Now this is interesting seeing who runs the EWF? Who calls
the shots? I think something is up here!
Rumor has it that "El Vato" Johnny Chingas, will
be at the EWF arena this Saturday. This guy cracks me up every time I see him. I
hope he doesn't "break his spleen or another kidney this week!"
Rumor has it that King, has a big announcement planned for
this week. I should hope so after he basically stole the BMF title and turned
his back on everyone. I hope the new champ has something interesting to say
since i can't stand him anymore after what he did Saturday night.
Rumor also has it that there is some sort of "bartering
for favors" being presented to several members of the EWF locker room. I
haven't fully discovered what this means, but it sounds almost reminiscent of a
modern day mafia situation. This could turn into something big