Welcome everyone to the EWF Insider's review of the very special, very brutal, and very great, Uncensored EWF Show!

I was very excited about this show, as was the nearly sold out arena. None of us could wait for the festivities to begin. On with the Show!

 

The show opened with Jeff King making his way to the ring. King got on the mic and told the fans that he had a very special object under the ring for his former tag-team partner Adam Renolds!

* Adam Renolds vs. Jeff King

This match started Uncensored in a great way. Both men took advantage of The Uncensored rules. With King yelling obscenities at the crowd, and Renolds responding by attacking King with his own verbal assault.

This match spent a lot of time on the outside. King executed a great sunset filp on Renolds witch went over the top rope and onto the concrete floor below! White both men were outside, Renolds himself used the concrete to his advantage, and gave King a devastating back drop onto the unforgiving concrete floor! Once the action got back into the ring, King revealed his "special object" by grabbing a sledge hammer from under the ring! Not just any sledge hammer, but a "Body Slammer" inflatable sledge hammer! However King was unable to take advantage of the "weapon" as Renolds got his hands on the hammer and leveled King square in the head with the sledge hammer! King now a bloody mess found himself on the receiving end of the 1..2..3 and the loss!

Winner: Adam Renolds

 
* Dog Collar Match - Osyris vs. James Vulgar *

This match was a very hard hitting hard fought match up. This match saw Vulgar and Osyris attached by the neck with a dog collar!  Both men used the chain to their advantage and battled each other tooth and nail. The match saw Osyris use his obvious size advantage over and over. Vulgar also found himself on the receiving end of a hanging over the top top rope! Just went I thought these two couldn't battle any harder, Vulgar made his way to the RAFTERS IN THE CEILING! But to his dismay, he couldn't take an advantage, as Osyris grabbed Vulgar while he was trying to gain his footing on the rafters and delivered a very high, very painful choke slam!

The match came to an end when Osyris hit his "Hell Valley Driver Deluxe" and made his way to all for top turnbuckles.

Winner: Osyris

  

* Southern Drinking Match - Wildman Rogers vs. Hank Calhoun *

This match was very unique to say the least. It involved rounds. After every 90 seconds the bell would ring, and both participants had to each chug 1 beer.

The match started easily enough with each man chugging a beer. Wildman and Hank then proceeded to take part in what I assumed was the "Redneck Olympics". They 1st battled each other in a bout of THUMB WRESTLING! With Hanks victory, Wildman attacked. After a short beat down, the bell rang and the two men were forced to drink another beer. After nearly a six pack, the two hugged and made up....Maybe it was just the beer talking?

Winner: No Contest

 

The next match was a rematch from the 4 star match we saw at the earlier show!

* Josh Abercrombie vs. Ryan Paradise

This was another fantastic showing by both wrestlers. The two men again put on another 4 star match. This one with a surprisingly different out come, as Abercrombie got the pin after a fantastic Phoenix Splash off the top rope!

Winner: Josh Abercrombie

 

After the match Abercrombie asked for the mic, and told Paradise that they had two great matches tonight and that Win or Lose, Paradise is going to make it in this business. Paradise got on the mic, and said that Abercrombie is right, but he's a sore loser, and CLOTHESLINES Abercrombie!

* Bob vs. Big Cheez*

There was no love loss between these two as they battle back and forth, involving a solid wooden baseball bad, and finisher after finisher. Neither man could over come his opponent, and after a hard fought match, both men succumbed to the referee's 10 count while both men were down in the ring.

Winner: Double Count Out

 

After the match, both men battle all over the building, and finally through the entrance curtain.

 

*EWF Tag Team Championship*
* Liberty Kid & Hypnosis (c) vs. The Soul Shooters*

*Tag Team Tables Match*

This match was unbelievable! All for men took it at each other for at least 15 mins. High flying was seen by the part of the champs, and great power was expressed by the challengers. Drew Johnson press slammed Hypnosis to the outside of the ring, onto a table. Unfortunately Hypnosis was not the legal man. Finally they used their Last Ride/top rope leg drop combination to send Liberty crashing thru the table, thus making them the NEW EWF Tag Team Champions!

Winners: NEW EWF Tag Team Champions, The Soul Shooters

 

*Main Event*

*Fans Bring the Weapons 3-Way Dance*

*EWF Xtreme Heavyweight Championship*

Brandon Prophet (c) vs. Hurricane vs. Melliki

There is only one word that can describe this match...BRUTAL!

Melliki and Prophet started things of in a non-traditional hardcore style with some great chain work. After Melliki was forced out of the ring, Prophet littered the ring with over a thousand thumbtacks! Hurricane made his way to the ring and nailed the already prone Melliki in the head with a cookie sheet! Hurricane entered the ring and began battling with Prophet. Melliki again joined the mix, and the fun really began.

Melliki took a hard fall on the thumbtacks, as did prophet and Hurricane. With tacks stuck all over their bodies, these men used chairs, light tubes, cheese grater, and anything else that was available to grab.

After Hurricane suplexed Prophet onto an open chair, Prophet rolled to the outside.

Melliki entered the ring, and reached into his pocket and pulled out a rag and bottle.

He emptied the bottles contents on the rag and placed it over Hurricanes face. What ever was in the bottle rendered Hurricane unconscious. Mellike took advantage and pinned Hurricane for the 1...2..3 and captured the EWF X-treme title!

Winner: NEW EWF Xtreme Champion, Melliki

 

After the match Melliki was not finished, he went to the outside and attacked Prophet some more. Soon he stopped and tried to pick Prophet up, but was unable to move him. Hurricane got back to his feet, and joined them on the outside. Melliki tried to inform Hurricane that Prophet may be seriously injured, but Hurricane grabbed Melliki by the throat and choke slammed him on the cold concrete. Hurricane helps Prophet back to his feet. While Melliki lay prone,  Prophet gets on the mic and explains that he came back to the EWF by sneak attacking Snake to win the Xtreme title, and always figured his time in EWF would end once he lost the title. But if he has to go, he is proud to go after that match in front of the great fans in Marion, Indiana.  Hurricane gets on the mic and tells him that he really didn't want him around but after tonight he would love to get in the ring with him again!

 

At this moment, the fans erupted and gave the men a standing ovation! With a massive chant of EWF! EWF! the show ended.