| Past Results | May 31, 2003 Results by the Insider | |
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May
24, 2003
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As always I made my way to
the arena, but this time I was a little late, the show had already started. The
newcomer Osyris was beating the living bejezus out of Hypnosis as I took my seat
in the back row of the arena. It was a massive beat down and a impressive win
for Osyris. * Osyris beat Hypnosis Hurricane came out and told
Osyris that he purposely booked Osyris against Hypnosis to give him a easy night
and asked Osyris to join the “Hired Gunz”, Osyris looked to the fans for
advice but ended up shaking hands with Hurricane, the fans were obviously
angered and Osyris’s decision BUT THEN… Osyris threw Hurricane across the
ring and hit the EWF owner with one of the most devastating clotheslines I have
ever seen…. Hurricane screamed out that Osyris had made a huge mistake and
would pay for it next week. The next match was pretty
good, Liberty Kid came out to a pretty good ovation from the crowd, the likes
that will never be heard for his opponent, Tsunami came out to the ring and bum
rushed Liberty. The blackinese Kicking Machine made short work of Liberty hit a
deadly kick to the jaw of the masked patriot and got the 1.2.3. * Tsunami beat Kid Liberty The
next match was a number one contenders match for the BMF title, both of these
athletes are Fan favorites and both have the fans rallying behind them
each week…. It was a pretty good match with some I will just say “creative
and interesting moves happening in the ring…Hellraiser managed to be the
better man tonight and scored the win… looks like King will have his work cut
out for him next week. * Hellraiser beat Hank
Calhoun Hurricane
came out to the ring and announced that due to the savage beating he took from
Osyris earlier (1 clothesline???) he had suffered a sprained ankle and a sore
neck, he said that he would be unable to wrestle, he went on to announce that he
was going to order Anarchy leave the building since he did not want to fight the
urge to wrestle. Anarchy left the arena with his bags in hand. (The fans started
a huge crybaby chant) The next match was a tag
team match; Shane Stevens made his return to the EWF with a new tag team partner
Morningstar, and then Big Cheez & Real Deals music hit, but out came 2 guys
(who looked exactly like Cheez & Real Deal except with masks on)??? The
explained to the fans that Real Deal & Big Cheez could not be at the arena
tonight do to a secret meeting of the “Dons” so they decided to show
up for their buddies the announced themselves as “the masked African American
guy” and “the masked maxi-chubby-chaunga guy” it was hilarious, I mean
even though everyone knew who the “MASKED MINORITIES” were you almost forgot
and believed it was two other wrestlers. The
masked tag tem easily beat the newly formed team of Stevens & morning star.
After the match Stevens beat the hell out of his partner and told him he would
never tag with him again…. * "Chubbychaunga"
& "African American" beat Chris Stevens & Morningstar I was surprised at the next match, as it saw the return of one of my favorite wrestlers - Drago. Jack Hammer came out and the match was on, pretty fast paced, surprisingly there was no ring rust at all for Drago, and Hammer was on top of his game as well…the match all in all was pretty good, the finish was a vicious hammer bomb… would like to see these two go at it again. *
Jack Hammer beat Drago Hurricane
came out to the ring with the heavyweight title over his shoulder saying he felt
bad for the fans that they should at least get to see the champion in the
ring…he told the crowd they would have 1 minute to take pictures or just
admire him…this immediately started a crybaby chant again, Hurricane shouted
that he was not a crybaby and said it was too bad that Anarchy had left because
if he were in the building he would defiantly put the title on the line…. just
then Anarchy hit the ring taking Hurricane by surprise, after some quick kicks
and a frog splash clear across the ring…your new champion, Anarchy, Hurricane
got up and grabbed the referee yelling that he was not ready and that it did not
count said he demands the match to start over, Anarchy quickly rolled the big
man in a school boy for another quick 1..2..3.. again your new champion
Anarchy…Hurricane then announced that next week would be a rematch with no
rules and the match would also be billed as a “fans bring the weapons
match”…Anarchy smiled and accepted the challenge. * EWF Title: Anarchy beat Hurricane (c) to win the title The next match was the main
event it was a pretty good one too, as I am finding out any match with Pheonix
in it is a good one…Adam Evans came out being announced from (anywhere but
Marion) which really sent the fans off, the youngster was also pretty mouthy but
certainly backed it up, I think Pheonix might not have taken Evans too seriously
at first, but soon realized he had a pretty good opponent…Pheonix hit all his
trademark moves I love to see during his matches. The match was pretty fast
paced and had some nice moves from Evans also…after a few close calls however
it was Pheonix using experience and a quick roll up to score the pin. * Pheonix beat Adam
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