Past Results May 31, 2003 Results by the Insider
 

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As always I made my way to the arena, but this time I was a little late, the show had already started. The newcomer Osyris was beating the living bejezus out of Hypnosis as I took my seat in the back row of the arena. It was a massive beat down and a impressive win for Osyris.

* Osyris beat Hypnosis

Hurricane came out and told Osyris that he purposely booked Osyris against Hypnosis to give him a easy night and asked Osyris to join the “Hired Gunz”, Osyris looked to the fans for advice but ended up shaking hands with Hurricane, the fans were obviously angered and Osyris’s decision BUT THEN… Osyris threw Hurricane across the ring and hit the EWF owner with one of the most devastating clotheslines I have ever seen…. Hurricane screamed out that Osyris had made a huge mistake and would pay for it next week.

The next match was pretty good, Liberty Kid came out to a pretty good ovation from the crowd, the likes that will never be heard for his opponent, Tsunami came out to the ring and bum rushed Liberty. The blackinese Kicking Machine made short work of Liberty hit a deadly kick to the jaw of the masked patriot and got the 1.2.3.

* Tsunami beat Kid Liberty

The next match was a number one contenders match for the BMF title, both of these athletes are Fan favorites and both have the fans rallying behind them each week…. It was a pretty good match with some I will just say “creative and interesting moves happening in the ring…Hellraiser managed to be the better man tonight and scored the win… looks like King will have his work cut out for him next week.

* Hellraiser beat Hank Calhoun

Hurricane came out to the ring and announced that due to the savage beating he took from Osyris earlier (1 clothesline???) he had suffered a sprained ankle and a sore neck, he said that he would be unable to wrestle, he went on to announce that he was going to order Anarchy leave the building since he did not want to fight the urge to wrestle. Anarchy left the arena with his bags in hand. (The fans started a huge crybaby chant)

The next match was a tag team match; Shane Stevens made his return to the EWF with a new tag team partner Morningstar, and then Big Cheez & Real Deals music hit, but out came 2 guys (who looked exactly like Cheez & Real Deal except with masks on)??? The explained to the fans that Real Deal & Big Cheez could not be at the arena tonight do to a secret meeting of the “Dons” so they decided to show up for their buddies the announced themselves as “the masked African American guy” and “the masked maxi-chubby-chaunga guy” it was hilarious, I mean even though everyone knew who the “MASKED MINORITIES” were you almost forgot and believed it was two other wrestlers.  The masked tag tem easily beat the newly formed team of Stevens & morning star. After the match Stevens beat the hell out of his partner and told him he would never tag with him again….

* "Chubbychaunga" & "African American" beat Chris Stevens & Morningstar

I was surprised at the next match, as it saw the return of one of my favorite wrestlers - Drago.  Jack Hammer came out and the match was on, pretty fast paced, surprisingly there was no ring rust at all for Drago, and Hammer was on top of his game as well…the match all in all was pretty good, the finish was a vicious hammer bomb… would like to see these two go at it again.          

* Jack Hammer beat Drago

Hurricane came out to the ring with the heavyweight title over his shoulder saying he felt bad for the fans that they should at least get to see the champion in the ring…he told the crowd they would have 1 minute to take pictures or just admire him…this immediately started a crybaby chant again, Hurricane shouted that he was not a crybaby and said it was too bad that Anarchy had left because if he were in the building he would defiantly put the title on the line…. just then Anarchy hit the ring taking Hurricane by surprise, after some quick kicks and a frog splash clear across the ring…your new champion, Anarchy, Hurricane got up and grabbed the referee yelling that he was not ready and that it did not count said he demands the match to start over, Anarchy quickly rolled the big man in a school boy for another quick 1..2..3.. again your new champion Anarchy…Hurricane then announced that next week would be a rematch with no rules and the match would also be billed as a “fans bring the weapons match”…Anarchy smiled and accepted the challenge.

* EWF Title:  Anarchy beat Hurricane (c) to win the title

The next match was the main event it was a pretty good one too, as I am finding out any match with Pheonix in it is a good one…Adam Evans came out being announced from (anywhere but Marion) which really sent the fans off, the youngster was also pretty mouthy but certainly backed it up, I think Pheonix might not have taken Evans too seriously at first, but soon realized he had a pretty good opponent…Pheonix hit all his trademark moves I love to see during his matches. The match was pretty fast paced and had some nice moves from Evans also…after a few close calls however it was Pheonix using experience and a quick roll up to score the pin.

* Pheonix beat Adam Evans