| Past Results | May 24, 2003 Results by the Insider | |
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17, 2003
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I got to the arena a little earlier than usual, so I could get a good seat; I have lost my front row seat the last few weeks to a couple mullet haired kids. Grabbed a new Sprite Remix drink, some popcorn and a box of milk duds and got ready for the action. Hurricane came out to start the show announcing he had a Special guest this evening...when, Senior Official Referee, Jason Harding came out dressed up in a suit...Harding went on to announce that he had been the one supplying Hurricane with the "Hired Gunz" that have been invading the EWF lately. Harding assured Hurricane that tonight was no exception and that 3 more Hired Gunz would be in the house and take care of Hurricane's dirty work.... The first match saw the debut of a guy named Kris Synz, this guy was (well mamma always said if you cant say something nice so I wont say) so any way Big Nasty just mopped the ring with this guy, maybe if the guy had been in there with a smaller guy he would have done ok, but the 7ft Nasty absolutely cremated this guy in 4 min....easy win for the big guy !
Next saw the debut of a awesome newcomer "Osyris" I thought this guy was excellent the fans were pumped up for this guy, almost 7 foot tall 360 lbs of kick ass machine, and the fans took to him like he had been their favorite for years...Another new EWF Star "Primal Instinct" Kurt Rigsby drew the unlucky straw tonight and had to face this baby faced giant, a very nice match but the size of Osyris was too much for Rigsby and a great victory for Osyris. * Osyris beat Kurt Rigsby Hypnosis came out to the ring to start the next match, then the ever popular dukes of hazard theme, out to a huge "pop" came Hank Calhoun, this match was pretty good a couple slow spots but all in all 8 stars outta 10...Hank hit his Dixie Drop for the 1...2...3... * Hank Calhoun beat Hypnosis Mr. Harding came out and announced that he was honored to be bringing out the next athlete, and the EWF saw the debut of Hired Gun Jason Allen , Harding announced that Allen was there to take on whoever was man enough to step in the ring with him....Anarchy's music hit and he immediately hit the ring....this match was fantastic 10 stars Allen was pretty cocky though, made me really hate his guts , i wanted to punch him in the face, all I know is that just as Anarchy was about to win Harding threw a chain into the ring , Allen picked it up and nailed Anarchy in the jaw knocking him out, (of course the ref did not see it, I need to get him some glasses)...anyway 1...2...3.. Allen gets a tainted victory and Harding was just bragging about it too much, wanted to hit him too. * Jason Allen beat Anarchy Pheonix who besides Anarchy are my favorite wrestlers came out to what was easily to the biggest pop of the night. This match will be in my book a match of the year candidate, I don’t know where this ego guy came from but WOW, he really can wrestle, but Pheonix showed him just what to expect in the EWF. The ink is still wet on Ego’s contract and he is already making a name for himself her in the EWF I cant wait to see him in action again soon, good job Pheonix by the way. *
Pheonix beat Egotistico Fantastico Mr. Harding came out again saying that Zach Lawrence & Joe Marquez were also a couple Hired Gunz and that they are going to do to Real Deal & Big Cheez what Jason Allen did to Anarchy just a couple matches earlier, with that comment the Tag Champs hit the ring and the match was on, Lawrence and Marquez sure made a impact on Steel & Cheez but after a few perfectly executed moves by the champs it looked as though the Gunz were going to be sent home with a loss, Harding again threw that Chain into the ring, this time Cheez grabbed the chain and threw it out the back side of the ring…and it was only a matter of seconds after that the champs hit their finisher making what we all assumed earlier would happen come true, the Gunz got beat….Real Deal grabbed the microphone and announced to Hurricane that can bring in all the Gunz he wants into the EWF but everyone knows who the real “DONS” of the EWF are and with that the Champs went back to the locker room and the show was over. *
Big Cheez & Real Deal (c) beat Zach Lawrence & Joe Marquez Fantastic show, and great to see the new faces, I hear a rumor that Hurricane is bringing some type of “Machine”? Into the EWF to get some “things taken care of” have no clue what that means but I guess we will see soon! On a side note I am looking forward to seeing Indy sensation Adam Evans next Saturday Night, this young up and comer is sure to entertain all the EWF fans …until next time | |