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Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another edition of "The Insider Report". This week The Insider will bring you a total recap of the exciting March 8th show. So without further wait, lets check out the action.

The EWF Arena had another good crowd this week who were all ready to see another great show. A great show it was indeed. I got to the arena about 30 minutes early and grab my usual EWF diet of buttery popcorn and a Mt. Dew, but decided to spice it up a bit and grab a candy bar as well. Dinner is served! So lets get to the matches!

First match of the night saw everyone’s not so favorite "Rent-A-Cop" A.C. Parker take on the French Canadian, Steven Sommers. I wasn't sure who I hated more in this match; the cop wannabe or the fruity Frenchmen. Regardless, it was a quick match as A.C. Parker couldn't cheat to win and Steven Sommers got the 1-2-3 pinfall and win. A.C. was pretty mad after the match and exclaimed he's been getting the screw job the last couple weeks and it was because of 1 person. That person was EWF Owner, Hurricane!

A.C. proceeded to ramble on about this and that until Hurricane finally got on the mic and told A.C. to shut his fat mouth. A.C. said, "Speaking of fat, why don’t you roll your tubby butt down here fat boy and we'll settle this right here, right now." Hurricane said, "Oh we can do it right here, and right now but lets make things interesting. Let's have a hardcore match!" A.C. didn't seem too keen on the idea and started to have a temper tantrum. He exclaimed he's a real wrestler and didn't need to subject himself to a hardcore match. Hurricane said that was too damn bad because he calls the shots around here and next week, A.C. will have his hands full with the 420lb beast; Hurricane. A.C. left the ring in quick fashion in utter disgust and didn't appear to be too happy about his match for next week.

* Steven Sommers beat AC Parker

On to our next match of the night, Donnie Dynasty took on Big Nasty. Nasty was making his return to the EWF Arena after taking some time off to heal some injuries and it appears he healed up 110%. Nasty totally dominated this match and squashed little Donnie Dynasty like a bug. Nasty got the 1-2-3 pinfall and the win after a nice running powerslam.

* Big Nasty beat Donnie Dynasty

Our next match up was supposed to be a battle between Nigerian Nightmare and Hellraiser. Hellraiser was not able to make the show and this really seemed to anger Nigerian Nightmare. Nightmare was not about to walk away without causing someone pain though. To everyone's dismay, one of EWF's wrestling super fans, "Twitch" was about to become Nightmare's next victim. Twitch exchanged words with Nightmare and that’s when the brutality began. Nightmare thru Twitch into the ring and gave this kid a beating of a lifetime. This was truly on of the most brutal beatings I have ever seen. Nightmare has this kid outweighed by over 100 lbs and simply tossed Twitch around the ring like a rag doll. Nightmare picked Twitch up and literally held him in the air for almost 60 seconds then powerbombed him harder than I’ve ever seen anyone get powerbombed before in my entire life.

Twitch's neck looked to be snapped and the crowd was dead silent as Twitch laid there motionless. Nightmare stood over his latest victim with a huge grin and finally left the ring. Referee Jeff Landis and the EWF medic made sure Twitch was ok and helped him to his feet and the crowd gave Twitch a round of applause as he made he way out of the ring. This just goes to show you never know what will happen in the EWF

(Note to self don't ever make fun of Nigerian Nightmare)

* Nigerian Nightmare beat "Twitch" (a fan from the crowd)

The next match of the evening was a great one. "Poison" Apollo Star faces current EWF BMF champion, Anarchy. Both of these guys are superior wrestlers and it showed in this match. Apollo is a master of the mat and his skills meshed very well with Anarchy's ring skills. These two battled for about 18 minutes in a classic textbook match. Anarchy scored the win and keeps his title, but the former and I say former fan favorite Apollo Star are sure to cross path's again. Apollo was very angered after his match and demanded a rematch, but without a reply from the silence behind the violence, Anarchy. Apollo left the ring to a huge sea of boo's from the crowd and yelled at every single one of us on his way out. I'm looking forward to seeing these do go at it in the near future.

* Tsunami beat Damon Starr

* BMF Title:  Anarchy (c) beat Apollo Star

After a short intermission that allowed me time to stock back up on popcorn and Mt. Dew, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that our next match would be for the EWF Tag Team titles. Although tonight Big Cheez had to find a replacement for his tag team title partner, Real Deal Christopher Steele because he was injured in last week epic battle, Cheez tagged with none other than one of his closest friends, King. I decided to name that tag team "King Cheez" for lack of a better term. Their opponent would also be without a member of their team though. Little Daisy Calhoun was unable to escort Hank Calhoun and Confederate Kid to the ring tonight due to a case of the flu. This actually helped Hank and Kid work as a better team though, as they weren't fighting with cousin Daisy over kissing rights. Haha. Hank and Kid put on a great match though, but couldn't over come the powerful attack of "King Cheez" and the champions retained their titles tonight.

* Tag Titles:  Big Cheez & King (sub. for Real Deal) (c) beat Hank Calhoun & Confederate Kid

Shortly after that match, Pheonix made his way to the ring and started claiming he was the best around here and since he beat A.J. Styles last week, he more than deserves a shot at the EWF Heavyweight title. Jack Hammer saw it a little differently and had no problem with bringing the pain. Hammer put his title on the line against Pheonix in a great match. Hammer's brawling and powerful style and Pheonix's high flying and excellent mat skills provided for a very entertaining match. Pheonix hit a picture perfect moonsault and got the 1-2-3 pinfall, although it looked to be a very quick count from Referee Jeff Landis. Pheonix had thought he won the match, but cheaters never win and EWF Owner, Hurricane wasn't going to allow a cheater to wear the gold. Hurricane ordered the match to restart and Jack Hammer made a quick roll up and got the pin to retain the EWF Heavyweight Title. Jack Hammer looked to be a little angered with Referee Jeff Landis after the match though for the quick count just minutes ago. Does the ref have something against Hammer or was it just a mistake for making the quick count? Who knows, but I’ll be keeping an eye on Referee Landis in the near future.

* EWF Title:  Jack Hammer (c) beat Pheonix

Another great show this week wrestling fans, and I hope you were all there to witness it in person. I'll be there again next week to report the show for you all and I hope to everyone in attendance. It should be another awesome show with a few matches already confirmed and even more being added in the coming days I hear. Check the website for more info on the coming weeks card and check for more columns be me, The Insider! Thanks for reading.